Fineliness is a lost art.

It is a relief when you finely find a public toilet you can use.

One of the meanings of “finely” from my dictionary:
– “in a manner worthy of or eliciting admiration”.

Hold my beer and watch this! 😛

Fresh air urination recommended

Nothing sloppy, thank you.

@DnT: The other meaning of the word is “into very thin or small pieces.” I guess their tubing is severely under-dimensioned…

i can it better than you.

Hey, it ain’t up to me pal.

A couple of those enemas they give you before a colonoscopy may help here.

Through a Toilet Finely – the movie Bergman didn’t make!

There is a fine line between a splash and a splosh.

You can colon us any time.

“WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR ?!”

@DnT regarding beers – yesterday. I can tell you one to stay away from. It is Kosciusko. I bought it at Damn Nurphys.

Ii is an amber murky looking sludge, with an aroma of Koala’s pee, and tastes like it was strained through a footballers jockstrap. My Scot’s ancestry makes me too mean to throw it out. Luckily it only came in a four pack.

It is so bad, I actually have to summon up the willpower to drink it.

@Marum: I also have Scots ancestry, from both parents, but one of the rules I live by is: Life is too short to eat bad food or drink bad booze.
Worst beer I ever had was Stella Artois. May have been just a bad bottle, but it was SO bad I didn’t finish the bottle and never tried it again. I’ll avoid that Kosciusko.

Ass opposed to coarsely.

@Chris: An opposable ass sounds like a useful feature.

@DNT: That was a typo-it was supposed to be “As opposed…” Gotta start proofreading before posting.

@Chris… Not to worry. It was even funnier that way.