Why are you smiling? Permanent enjoy.

Sublimation? I thought it was a submarine down there!

Permanent enjoy? Wipe that smile off your… er…

The joy of the toilet seat

Cleans so deep, your teeth will sparkle!

In Soviet Russia, toilet pees on you.

Sublimation is the transition of a substance directly from the solid to the gas state, without passing through the liquid state. Sublimation is an endothermic process that occurs at temperatures and pressures below a substance’s triple point in its phase diagram, which corresponds to the lowest pressure at which the substance can exist as a liquid. The reverse process of sublimation is deposition or desublimation, in which a substance passes directly from a gas to a solid phase. Sublimation has also been used as a generic term to describe a solid-to-gas transition followed by a gas-to-solid transition. While a transition… Read more »

Sublimation is the transition of a substance directly from the solid to the gas state, without passing through the liquid state. Sublimation is an endothermic process that occurs at temperatures and pressures below a substance’s triple point in its phase diagram, which corresponds to the lowest pressure at which the substance can exist as a liquid. The reverse process of sublimation is deposition or desublimation, in which a substance passes directly from a gas to a solid phase. Sublimation has also been used as a generic term to describe a solid-to-gas transition followed by a gas-to-solid transition. While a transition… Read more »

So! It fires frozen carbon dioxide up your date.

Oh my a toilet seat that pisses on you.

There must be more to this than meets the eye.
*wipes face*

People buy these? ‘Taint surprising.

We have Klingons. “Bidets on kill Mr.Jerkoff.”

‘Chekov Cap’n. Chekov’

@DnT. “I thought it was a submarine down there!”

And what is illustrated is the cunning tower.

“Crap your Hands” is now a thing of the past!

Toilet seat enjoy, too!