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So how do you use it
I’m not sure about the Mongolian
Installation steps or dance steps?
Hey, I don’t need it for anti, I need it for mosquiti!
Get 3 seconds, and then the four of you can start punching the f*** out of those mosquitos!
#3 sounds like something I’d like to have done to my shoulong.
F-this. I’m getting the DDT spray.
Ah! Geometry is much clearer now.
Three seconds to get….What?
This seems to be a devil of an amount of trouble, to kill a mossie.
I need a PhD in Math to install this thing.
I know what a “long round” is.
Hector Thompson invited me to do a round with him, at the Gabba PYC., in the 70s. That was a Loooong round. Longest three minutes of my life.
He then invited me for a second round, which I sensibly declined. I was 210lbs and he was around 140 I think. I have never been hit so hard in my life, and he wasn’t even trying.
A really long round indeed.
The Mongolian mosquito murderer,
Crushes the canny Culcidae,
As he dongs the deadly Diptera,
And assassinates the arch Athropoda,
With a natty nomad’s net.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?
@Classic Steve.
More like:
Shaka when the walls fell.
Instruction writer has picked bad week to start sniffing glue.
Me when i try to describe that ritual to my friends during D&D