I was conceived in a head-on collision.

But can you catch it off a toilet seat

Planning is needed

Well, if you put your Ford Probe into a Laputa…..

Drivel carefully, or you may cause Engrish.

OTOH, if your parents were into camping, your conception may have been intent.

…..and authorities said alcohol may have been involved.

@FB: It’s a major Coors.

If you come to a sign that says “Stop 4-Way,” tell the people in back.

Keep moving or you might get rear-ended.

How do you get a car into a bed? Coz, that is where most people are caused by accident.

The average car nowadays does not have a bench front seat. Bucket seats make it much more difficult to cause someone by accident in a car.

Most such accidents, whether people or vehicles, are caused when you are pulling out.

For the Indians, the big karma is the main cause.

@DrLex: That’s what HE said! 😛

Good thing to know the next time I drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile into a tunnel.

This slogan was deliberate- reminding people about overpopulation AND traffic accidents.There are more people in India who speak English than there are people in the united states

I bet that was no accident. It’s too good a joke, like, “PLAN AHEA”.

My sister was an accident.