Schlong or short

Made in Thailand.

Sold in a pack of 4.
Skins.

Black, white or purple. No colour prejudice there!

A change in circumstances perhaps.

Ribbed for satisfaction?

Could be worse. They could have been found at a crab market.

They’re multi-prepuce!

Official footwear of Resetera gaming forums.

Wait – “LADY’S”…. If she has more than one, they must be strap-ons.

…..but she was too chicken to even try it.

And they’re longer than a foot!

Do they also sell Men’s Boobs?

“C’mon John. A little penis is not something to get so upset over.”

‘I don’t know Narelle. I think I’d prefer it, if you didn’t have one at all.’

They’re a bit large to be Clitoris.
(Anatomically it is much like a penis, so I am told))

@DnT 0545. I’ll bet one of those would have woken Sleeping Beauty.

They go over the balls.
Of the feet.

I thought women liked them to go further up than that.

Well bless your SOLE, I wasn’t expecting you were gonna have any of THOSE on hand….

Is she a member of the Royal Family?

@Pete 1014. They also have high and low pressure cocks, in the plumbing sales.

There was a lass who had an “H” and an “S” tattooed each side of her Vay-jay. So when her boyfriend looked at it it spelt “HIS”.

However, after many years of married life, it ended up spelling “HOS”.

@Marum 1618: The low pressure ones are just getting old. 😉

@Marum 1835: Did she also have “W” on each bum cheek?

@DnT 2227. No coz W * W doesn’t spell anything,

@DnT 10:27,

Only if one or both of them is Greek.
(Or Middle Eastern)

@DnT No just a W on the right bum cheek.

@James 4:28 pm: 😀