I feel smarter already!

I’n clever. Do you want to see what I can do with my lips and my fingers?

Ah the second brain

For clever and ever, a MEN.

Is there anything underwear cannot do

I’ve seen videos of women taking underwear out of there, but I wouldn’t exactly call it being born.

Buy some for the smartarse in your life.

@Marum: I can play a flute, too. 😛

My lovely little Mestizo lady could too. She used to practise on me nightly.

@DnT above

Once upon a time, there was a very clever man. He proposed to a girl who said no. So he didn’t try to persuade her. He left town, started a business, and worked hard, and made lots of money. He bought himself great cars, a boat, and travelled all over the world, and enjoyed lots of beautiful, exotic, women from lots of different countries. One day he was passing through the town where his old girlfriend still lived with her hubby, a local farm worker. She was unkempt, and ugly, with five kids and weighed close to 150Kg, and her… Read more »

Illustrating the difference between clever and well-educated.

@Classic Steve. OK> Once upon a time, there was a very well educated young man, who decided to become a scientist, and dedicate his life to research He never did “popular ” research” and never told politicians what they wanted to hear. So all his life he was battling for funding for his research. Of his many discoveries, he was never CLEVER enough to make money. Someone else usually bought the rights off him, and made the money. What little money he made from the sale of his various discoveries, he used to fund furthur research, because he could seldom… Read more »

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just being a clever dick?

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