Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia

An absolute masterpiece! Probably the most comprehensive word salad available anywhere……

I like Tune with cheese. It has a gouda melody.

After one day. Made with slices of mañana.

Foul metal sTINks!

Nobody was ordering Accuracy of Cattle meat. It’s a bull’s eye.

A period of cream? I’d like to meet her!

I told the waitress I’d like To feel it. She hit me with a chair!

A regular Erika is better than an irregular Erika.

Green Dish is just a cheap knock off of all the great punk dishes that were before it.

I sent a Thank You Hummus once. After that they stopped talking to me.

Hours of fun here. Anything with camel

Beans you say, could be the fact scene from Blazing Saddles

Well, of course she is suspicious of cheese! There may be hidden Kurds.

My property? Not anymore!

“Not a problem” looks like the safest choice.

Boycott? You’ve said it.

Liver liver, oh no, me gotta go….

You had me at “Chicken Dump Truck”.

Be sure to order a side of Uriah with the Heep Sheep.

Liver liver with cheese-do you get spam with that?

Metal Suspicion is one of my favorite thrash metal groups!

If I order Popular Problem with a side of Not a Problem, do they cancel each other out?

IF you want items that cancel each other out, try pasta and antipasto.

Oh yes. “Popular problem”, my favorite dish!

Pleeeeeease put this on a mug!

Tuna beans. White beans. No, seriously, BEANS, gentlemen! Geez.

I felafel after eating this food,

Served with pesta lence.

There we were, the Tuna and I, having a pee together, and along came a heep of sheep. Who said.”So. Not a problem. We had a Normal doubt as to whether a Boycott Peas white.”

If you order a ful problem you’ve only got yourself to blame

My Luxury Sofa wasn’t fresh. I found some change and a pen in the back of it!

Menu devised by Lawrence of a rabies.

@WildaBeast: Make sure you get a bowl; you may end up with a solution.

This has to be a joke, right? I’ve seen menus with weird translations before, but, in this case, literally all of the translations are weird. There’s just no way this happens organically.

I think the chef and his family were taken hostage in ’76 and he’s been trying to communicate with the outside since then…

Chicken dump truck? Not a problem. On top of a luxury sofa, if I may ask. Thank you, hummus.

I’ll have what Erika’s having

This is damn impressive. On the entire menu, only two items look right or almost right, “white beans” and “eggs fried”. Of course, given the accuracy of the rest of it, they’re probably really steamed goat hearts or something.

I’m having some normal doubt about this menu…

she is suspicious of peas
thank you, hummus

This is all the Engrish in one place. No need to look at the rest of the site.

I would like My Property with a Luxury Sofa To Feel It, if it’s Not A Problem.

Thank You, Hummus.

‘Beans, gentlemen’ The comma makes it.

After the foul white jar you can get a popular problem. Dr Frank N Furter, is that you?

I’m not sure I could eat a whole luxury sofa. Do you have a luxury armchair?

“What will you have sir?”
“Not a problem, She is suspicious of cheese”

Boycotting cheese, wow, they predicted the future tho

It’s a copy of the script for the new
off Off-Broadway production of
David Finch’s mash-up of the
George Orwell & Salvador Dali inspired –
Surreal Animal Farm Cafeteria Dreamscape

A period of cream? Gross.