We lose more pee that way…

Defection is when someone pisses off.

To pee or not to pee

They could have just labeled them #1 and #2.

So ia the urination defection a poo.

Are those braille markings? Hope they clean that equipment regularly!

So, I pressed the second button, and *POOF* – there I was in Russia!

The label is defecative.

I guess urination, when you are independent, free, and have your
own constitution.

Defection is for sportsmen and women who wish to stay in the west.

Everyone urines to pee freely…

Unless you know what the different numbers of spots mean, it’s pretty much a crapshoot.

@DnT 0539. If you pee on the spots, they may go away.

What whiz kid made this sign?

Urin-thewrong-nation.

This thing looks like it ought to have PLAY and EJECT buttons.
(I guess that’s what some guys will be doing in there, anyway)

Crazy Nips. They have the Flush and Half flush buttons mixed up.

There’s a screen in the middle. Is this an X-ray machine?

Open the poo bay doors, HAL.

Well Dave. If you think you’re good enough, put your ar$e where your mouth is.

Hehe. I think I may have wrecked the hole concept of AI.

Big Fat Cat: I hear the Japanese sit on the toilet backwards, so I think it’s a screen to watch a video or read something on the internet while “defecting”. I _hope_ it’s not also a control to adjust the flushing power or something – this is one place you really shouldn’t risk software bugs. (I’m remembering Heinlein’s _The Moon is a Harsh Mistress_, and what Mycroft the computer did once to get the Warden to call in Manny the computer tech.) Droll: It looks like Braille on the buttons to me. A blind person might not get much from… Read more »

Defection… happens.

Spock! Reverse polarity!

Doctor! Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!