I’m not telling you again, food and drink!

Touching other body parts is still OK, right?

Food and drink please
So, what song is that refrain from?

So you can die instead

Good COVID-19 advice

You don’t know where its been,

(Or do you?)

They know the sound of one hand clapping.

That isn’t how you avoid getting the clap!

I have good and bad news for you.

If you completely refrain from food and drink, you won’t catch the Corona Virus,

However you will be 100% dead.

That’s not my hand.

This is a poster for the New Okinawa Diet.

“I know the best diet in the world.”

‘Yeah right! How does it work?’

“You sit furthur from the table.”

‘WHAT??? How much furthur?’

“Oh. About 100 yards.”

@DnT 4:59am: “Zen monks HATE this sign.”

I don’t see much call for all this feuding and drinking.

Should I touch your feet before the food and drink begin to refrain?