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Something about the sh!t of the dog maybe
Perhaps its saying dogs do not sh!t on parked cars
Whats a dog to do
Always raise your tail before crapping.
The dog is the only one that gives a sh!t about the sign.
Craption is made at here!
Did that dog just crap out a Mitsubishi?
Text for this? How about Deuteronomy 23:12-13.
This parking lot is a dump.
Thank God it’s not in braille.
It is a space you can many… you know.
Deuteronomy Chapter 23 12 Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: 13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
Also, one of the Bhagavad gitas has similar instructions.
I called my dog “Handyman”.
Because he does little jobs all over the place.
@FB 5:54am: Well spotted!
The dog dropped a log-o.
@Marum 4:55pm : What version of the Bible is that from? The version I have is much more straightforward.
I also like the dog-Latin version: Non crapito suum januum.
(usually translated as “Don’t spit on your own doorstep” but we know what it really means)
“Just look at the damn picture why do we have to explain things to you moon-speaking gringos” is what the text meant to say.