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Let me stop you right there…
I saw this bundled with Purell…
Photo courtesy of Pat Bailey.
Found in ad from a tool catalog.
Found in ad from a tool catalog.
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In China anything goes
Well, clean your hands and screw the coronavirus!
And for COVID-19 we use….
Thanks for warning us that it was made in China.
I used this set to test for COVID-19. The results were posidriv.
Does it say “communication tools”? Sorry, I don’t speak Phillips.
In a lab in Wuhan?
This woman has bought her husband a Screwdriver set for Father’s day. She tries to board a bus home at the Transit Centre.
The driver has just started his shift, and has lost the keys to his change box. So he is cursing and swearing, trying to get it open with a bail he found on the road.
Woman trying to be helpful. “Would you like a screwdriver?”
Busdriver.. “Look lady! Just pay your fare or get off the friggin bus!”
Purell?? Vodka makes for much better screwdrivers.
Timely Freudian slip.