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Whom?
Oh, he’s the guy on first base.
Well I don’t know.
I don’t accept whom.
It’s the “cat butt” kick board post again.
According to the first line, it appears to be some kind of weight loss device.
Early board catches the whom.
That thing in the middle of ‘SCOTER’ looks suspiciously like a….
@RC 4:25am: …kiss from Donnie?
@DnT, 4.43 am: Yes, everyone accepts this fact.
It’s an ad for suppositories right?
Rectum? Damn near challenged ’em early.
@Droll not Troll 4:05: yes, but we haven’t seen that arsehole logo from this angle yet.
When you do a special 360 jump, you become upwardly mobile too. It’s one of those idempotent skateboards, if you follow.
No doubt a couple of Chinese Madeins would go well before supper.
@Dr Lex 0739. Well Chrysler have a “Puckered Bum” as their logo.
Why not?
Peyote buttons included?
@DrLex 7:39 am: Well, in this timeline. it IS important to study arseholes from every angle, to make sure we don’t elect them!
@DNT 0739. US politics seems to be a joke like ours.
Between Don and Hillaryarse, they got the “least worse” candidate. (As different from the best)
Same with us, between Morrison and Shorten. We also got the least worse.
On a grammatical note; I used “from” instead of “too” on purpose. ie. Both are totally different from what best/ideal candidates would be. I considered “than”.
EDIT too = to
@James 0851. Therefore one to the tenth power timeses 0 = SFA.
Or if you put in a complaint 100 times, you will get the same result as if you put it in once.
I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS (fact?)
This is not even one of Kellyanne Conway’s “alternate” facts.
This is an alternate universe fact!