Say tomorrow to goodbye…

I usually like to be in bed before hello o’clock.

Tomorrow, the temperature will be much aloha.

In soviet Japan, day greets you!

Well howdy there!

What a pleasant t-shirt.

In Hawaii, today begins and ends with “Aloha”.

Oh! I got it wrongwen i put my hand on the Hawaian girls hip, and I thought she said; “Ah. Lower.”

EDIT:
Oh! I got it wrong when I put my hand on the Hawaian girls hip, and I thought she said; “Ah. Lower.”

Brooklyn: “Today begins to What are you lookin’ at?”

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.”

Today should begin with an Ironing.

@Chris: You can’t have mañana. Prepare today!

…and continues: “is this thing on?”

Eh? “What’s this crazy little thing called? Love?”

“Today begins…”
Fitting, because it looks like that shirt just got out of bed.

Today begins without a new post.

And Talk Like a Pirate Day begins to ARRR!

@Chris 08 09. From Princess Bride with Andre the giant as one of the stars.

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare today.”

Nos Ave Caesar, morituri te salutamus.

NO?

Then How about:

Ave Caesar Nos hodie te salutant.

At this stage, I’d be happier if today begins with a helluva downpour. I live a reasonable distance from any bushfire (so far) but we could all use some rain down here.

@DnT In previous years I have flown from Brissie to Cairns, and the whole state has been on fire. From 32K one could barely see the ground. The intensity of the bushfires is directly the Green’s fault. They will not allow hazard reduction burning any more. So the fuel load keeps building up.

When I lived on acerage, I used to regularly get a “Permit to Burn” and fire one fence-line every year. That was the end of bushfires in the treetops.The fires themmselves, were caused by idiots setting fire to the place, deliberately.

@Marum: Why blame only the Greens? I’m sure they couldn’t do this all on their own.
What we need are more decent politicians on all sides who actually know and care.
Barry Joneses don’t grow on trees, unfortunately. Did you know that, back in 1984, he was trying to get things done about climate change?

@Marum: BTW, acerage is what you get by counting the rings in the trunk of a sycamore. i think you mean acreage. 😉

@DNT You are correct in both postings – acreage – Barry Jones was an absolute GEM. The point I was making even though I didn’t say it. Global warming does not cause bushfires. Not unless the temperature is above the “flash-point” of grass. I observed an interviewer trying to get the NSW Fire Chief to say, that the bushfires were caused by Global Warming. He tried hree times. In the end the Fire chief said very curtly: “In forty years, I have found most bushfires are caused by dry-lightning, or stupid individuals going around lighting fires. What you are asking… Read more »

I looked up acerage. results = no such word.

I did however observe that the Real Estate industry uses both acerage, and acreage, intechangeably..

Am I ahead of my time??:)

interchangeably. Coises.

BTW. This was triped on an Acer Laptop. My ACER age is 3 years, and the whinges have broken off ma scream.

@Marum: Of course, I made up the definition of acerage. A sycamore is of the acer genus, as is a maple.
Real estate hacks are not known to be literary geniuses. BS artists, yes.

No, global warming doesn’t start bushfires, but it sure sets up the conditions for them to start. And get out of control faster.

Yesterday Finishes to Goodbye