Dishwasher safe!

Be careful of sharps and not suitable for children under three,

Stuffed vegetables and broken plates, mmm

This whole thing is a crock!

Uri Geller’s multifunction machine bent spoons just didn’t sell.

Makes the veggies extra crunchy!

May well you tell the veges to stuff themselves, for the fruits will do the same to you.

Quoth the Rhubarb: “Nevermore.”

“These vegetables haave gone off.”

‘Yes. One could say, they are stuffed.’

Taxidermy of brain damaged people is legal now?

– I am so going to hell.

They also make a fine Kintsugi machine.

This Cereal Killer kitchen appliance will kill Vegitales characters for nutritious eating and break your dishes too so you won’t have to wash them afterwards.

Oooh! It’s an Apple product. It must be good.