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This explains a lot…
posted on 27 Dec 2019 in Transportation
Photo courtesy of TexasJin.
Driving school brochure found in Kumamoto, Japan.
Visit the Terra Bal website here!
(Originally posted 2008.12.06)
(605 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
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“The only driving school where the instructors are actual dummies…”
“Highest” is just relative…
Actually, I think “highest” has something to do with blood pressure…
& Highest Instructors
A subsidiary of Danjo Russ, Inc.
On the highway of life, it is “us” against “them”
Here at Terra Bal, we’ll bust a nut trying to give you the highest standards in driver’s training…
Located beside our Aw Fol Hospital. Enroll now!
Let’s do not Accsi Dent!
I suspect they offer crash courses….
No, Accsi Dent is the name of the instructor.
The instructor is Stu Pedidiet.
Graduates get a 10% reduction on Horra Bal Insurance!
this is terra bal
Not affiliated with Weedoan Peigh Insurance.
Must be a good driving school, even the cars in the ad are facing the wrong way for the arrows on the road
The instructors at this school do a bang up job!
Those cars are actually traveling at 65 mph in that photo…
Let’s demolition derby!
Experience the best driving experience with our instructors from the Hora Ble school of driving!
high hilarity
&
high absurdity
Good thing they got that photo before the Horra Bal fifty car crash that immediately followed!
highest as in pass the joint, dude…
It’s easy to spot a Terra Bal driver!
jeze i think your advertisement is giving me mixed messages
Japan law states that you must at least smoke two blunts before driving.
such terrabal driving
“Terra Bal” seems to be originated from the name of the driving school in Japanese that is “Terabara” driving school. Terabara could be a last name or a name of a place. It literally means “temple (tera) field (bara)” in this case. Such a terra bal end to the temple field…
I am your instructor, Helga Steak. Please call me Miss Steak.
We have a driving school where I live called Good Morning. They’re Chinese.
At least it’s not Terror Australia.
EDIT: Terror Australis.
Marum, There are quite a few driving school around where I live with equally ridiculous names. All Chinese owned.
This is where they teach drivers to make hand signals using only one finger.
They are a Private Equity Company Fook Enterprises, which specialises in start-up capital for SMEs. Here is a short list of companies they have invested in.
1. Fook Mee driving school.
2. Fook Yu Chinese Restaurant.
3 Horry Fook Flying School.
4. Fook and End Undertakers.
Something about that sign reminds me of Evel Knievel….
Start cars. Put in drive, acceelerate simultaneously. Wanda Fall clash. Mi raff. Haha hehe.
No, I wanted to learn how to BRAKE the car!
The Sum. Sing. Fook. and Wong. Driving School, does not recognize direction arrows.
Do they have one of these in New Jersey? It would explain things.
The good instructors all reTIREd.