That’s funny, I just came from the suck…

Well blow me away.

Bought to you by the Suck Ho building and Mrs Porn

Thanks for coming.

Is that you Fellatio

The suck stops here.

Oh, you silly pucker!

It was supposed to say “Welcome to the souk” but they decided that was just too bazaar.

Maybe she’s in vacuum cleaner sales.

– This sucks !
– You’re welcome !

Why, thank you for the attractive offer, Ms. Paint.

So, what do you think of my new jacket?

I’d rather be kissed under the Mistletoe.

I have a Mistletoe Belt Buckle.

She used to work at the airport. Her job was starting the 747s.

My La filipino used to kiss me under the mistletoe, during any month with “r” in it.

On all he other months, I used to kiss her under the mistletoe.

My calendar only had abbreviations. ie. Jan, Feb, Sep, Dec, etc.

@Algernon 0416 Thanks for the idea.

Alas Fellatio I knew her well,
He love-life was quite frantic,
But it was the final death-knell,
When she went down on the Titanic.

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