Sorry, no Christmas this year…

Whose tail is that?

No thanks. I don’t like throbbing Christmas characters anywhere close to me.

I told you we should have gone to the Chinese Buffet. At least they are open on Christmas!

Right down Santa Close Rane!

Not *too* close, I hope… 😮

Santa Close – Cul de Sac (No outlet)

Grinch much?

Here comes Santa Close and his reindeer, Rud-off!

So claus, and yet so far…

how does he get down the hole with that sign!

Any closer and Here Comes Pepper Spray….

Any relation to Glenn or Chuck?

ARGH! Santa is invading my personal space again!

“Here comes Santa close………. there goes Santa far……… close……. far……. close…….. far……”

“Today’s show is sponsored by the Letters C and F.”

Ho, ho, NO!!!

Hurry! Close the chimney before Santa tries to slide down again!

Between the throbbing christmas and Santa close…. I think I’ll also pass on the WHITE Christmas this year

Not to be confused with his cousin Glenn Close, or his wife Nora Faraway

Santa is not immune to the recession too!

It’s the economy, kids. Sorry.

… but no cigar.

I saw Mommy holding Santa close….

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle almost all the way.

here comes santa close….but no cigar.

darn, I see someone already beat me to this….

Phooey, no cuban cigars in my stocking…

St. Nick’s antisocial twin brother.

Santa, don’t stand so close to me!

Credit crunch Santa — everything must go.

Notice that Santa has no legs or apparent butt….. no wonder he’s closed!

1) Hang up your garters and you’ll be generously gifted.
2) I’m sick of cookies- only milk will do.
3) Jingle all the way!
4) Rudolph got a red nose- what do you want reddened?

So where’s Santa Cross?

But no Cigars? Oh darn…

Damn! Just missed him…

Nearly poked my eye out

The effect of the 08 credit crunch! The Economist who research that will get the Nobel Price! O….oops! Sorry about my Engrish! Should be the “Nobel Prize”!

I KNEW he was a perv.

(singing) “Just like me, he longs to be Close To You-oo-oo …”

Right down Santa [Closed Lane]

right because 364 other days hes Santa far away

Christmas is here…and it’s gone!

Rather than Santa Claws!

Santa clearly ate too many cookies last year, now he has his own postcode.

…and I mean REALLY close….

It’s open every next year only

Oh deer! Much too close.

Santa is a-buttting that reindeer.

edit: a-butting.
I drank too much t.

I suppose the other side of the sign says: THERE GOES SANTA OPEN.

Let’s all sing that new carol: “Nearer My Santa To Thee”.

So close to coming, Santa’s on the vinegar strokes.