It’s not on the map…

Must be true, it’s on a jacket.

Is it on the road to nowhere

Pants from the arse end of nowhere.

But he’ll put his wang in the middle of anywhere.

Who’da thought that the middle of nowhere had a stairway?

He’s the middle man.

I see the lower part of the staircase is labelled “down”, which I suppose is appropriate if you are nowhere.

Been there, done that, bought the shirt.

@Running Comment 4:35: I suppose that information can be useful for someone who is extremely drunk.

Better than the edge of despair.

He is now here.

Not East Bumfark or West Bumfark, but right in the middle. 😈

I would have thought that Cental Hiroshima was once the edge o nowhere.

Or at least the centre of oblivion

Lawyer to witness; “These stairs that go up to the second floor. Do they also go down too?

Witness: Did you actually pass your bar exams?

I see the Engrish. It should be: THE MUDDLE.

Maybe he is a Hot Hot Heat fan?