I don’t it get.

Seems like Yoda went into the Christmas card business.

Christmas merry and it new year happy!

I Christmas of this year will present myself.

Well, last year you presented us with a strip tease on a table top with a lamp shade on your head. Always a surprise when you’re invited to the office holiday party…!

Is that an antenna in your pocket or are you just glad to present me?

Today I learned what roux is.
You can club me now.

Yoda IS Santa Claus!

Voluptuous incoherent women, a dog and an antenna: You can’t ask for a better Christmas party.
And why is it snowing in the house?

I’ll get you, my pretty … and your little dog too!

When the talking dog makes more sense that your date, you know you’re too drunk to drive home.

Oh, weather frightful inside is….

Dear Santa, Is it too late to ask for a case of mental?

The gibberish I can handle. Just lose the creepy talking dog.

My dear, you will Christmas of this year present something in my pocket, if you are very good.

Hang you the sock on wall and present you get know…..

Confucious say dog who question it is ask is many make it the purse.

confused at the message i am….

Actually, the dog looks quite excited about the prospect of “getting it.”

Don’t worry Toto. NO ONE got it…

I hate white, middle class, poodles that try to talk ghetto…

I, Christmas, this year present: Eros, Wonderfully throbbing, Marry, Merry, Poo-Turde Christmas!

MADAM: Do you think my ass is getting too big?
DOGGY: Whiskass?

Rover has a bone of his own

Get a Christmas

“Do I get it what it is?”

If “it” means what I think it is, then throbbing Christmas have you will.

– Mommy, look! Mary Christmas!

I wanna Roux and Roll all night!

meth. not even once

Roux club? Broken English? That’s not Japanese, that’s Cajun!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!

I know what my BF wants for Christmas. I just don’t know how to gift wrap it.

Do my hips look big in this outfit.

And I’ll have my dog’s toenails clipped.

Hahaha, Marum. Do you know how she got a bum that big. The same way Kimmie K. did.
By having lots of wedges driven into it.

I don’t think you can make a “Roux Club”, hard enough to poke a hole in my donut.

Always nice to be visited by the Spirit of Christmas Present!

What it is!

Very you will frightening of large get the hips!

Roux the day I saw this, will.

Today, Julia shows us how to make a delicious roux: First, you take a leek…

Lie I cannot, butt big I love.

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Cansass anymore.

Oh no! This next ghost is Christmassing of next year future!

I don’t know dog. I don’t even get it.
Your grammar is better than the lady there.

I have already Christmassed this year a present.

Sorry, I don’t get it.

Holy crap, a talking dog!

Coming down a chimney.

Join our Roux club or the little dog gets it!

I can understand the question. She has not yet forgotten what happened to her last Christmas.

Roux?
Shee-yoot, dawg.
I wuz expectin’ some etouffee or gumbo or jambalaya or some such other ragin’ Cajun dish, cher.