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I can’t believe I made it through slack season…
Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Shenyang, China.
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In the busy season, this place is murder!
They call them park hotlines because they carry a thousand volts.
For all crimes and mistermeaners.
Everyone’s dying to be there.
Without publicity – well, no noose is good noose.
Slackers can have a seat in this little chair over here.
Don’t be shocked if it has a little static electricity leftover from the last guest.
Elmer Fudd would like to know: What is the execution time for rabbit season?
Execution for price gouging and charging reports to authorities. This only happens in China.
Do you find people dozing off, before you have finished telling them who you work for?
Is there both a “busy”, and a “slack” season, for executions?
Sit is the chair, put on the metal hat, and hold this wire sir. We will be with you directly.
So! We have a bureau of a bureau. That, would be quite some red-tape created there.
EDIT: Sit in the chair.
The execution times are not even shown.
They are carried out in secret . . . as usual.