Don’t eat the soup!

One stupid face, please. Hold the nose.

A place for the Australian PM

Where Emporer Xi takes all the Right Wing leaders

Hey! Who are you calling Restaurant ?

Oh yeah? I’ve never used chopsticks but I’m pretty certain you don’t use them quite that way to pick up noodles.

Try Cafeteria Smart A$$, it’s much better.

When you slurp noodles, how do you stop the endls flicking drops of liquid all over the place?

All you need, a knife, fork n chopsticks.

Our other restaurant is called Silly C–t.

“Hey, why are all the stupid face diners wearing “Free Hong Kong” shirts?”

This is why you should treat your translator with respect.

@Classic Steve: I’m afraid the translation software they have used, doesn’t care much about respect…

Well, I’ve had open-face sandwiches, but I think I’ll pass on this kind.

@DnT. 0523. It is actually a Club Sandwich. They belt you with a dirty big club, until you eat it.

Ok, let’s reveal that face.
Why not? I’m curious.