Can I need a better waiter?

What to do with needy chopsticks

The chopsticks should be able to stand up for themselves

Do you have any two-kneed chopsticks?

I want to keep away from the Badag. Where is the Goodag?

I would like a fork. If I ask a female staff member, will she give me one? 😈

By the looks of it, they are really serving giant portions if you need staffs to eat in this place.

Needs, wants and desires…

Hmmm… this is at the Zion Market, but those are some strange looking hebrew characters…are we sure this is kosher ?

@ RC 5:49am: Korebrew?

This market is Badag, yo!

In other words, if you ask this, the staff will destroy all forks and knives in a radius of a few miles.

Fingerss wus made before forkess.

@DnT 0449. Cowgirl?

A chopstick in need, is a pain in the nose.

Please donate to – The Charity For Needy Chopsticks – thank you.

@DnT 0449. I hear he will be glad to.

Nope.
I’d prefer the goodag.