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When touching is the least of your worries…
posted on 29 Nov 2019 in Chinglish
This is why I’m not a supervisor.
Photo courtesy of Marvin Wilkenfeld.
Found in Quinzao, China.
(89 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)
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So hullabaloo is out of the question.
Nudge nudge wink wink
Otherwise, just please yourself.
No noticing, please.
I wonder if “No shooting” is redundant when you already have “Keep quiet” :p
Of course, there’s those pesky international spies with their silencers and all, so maybe not.
Is stabbing also considered touching? Otherwise it seems OK, at least if one cleans up afterwards.
This has to be the worst strip club ever.
No pleasing yourself, but you can “shoot” on the condition you clean up afterwards
OK. Ill use a silencer when I shoot them, then I will not smoke their bodies to preseve them, and I will clean up afterwards. Happy?
On first glance. I thought this was the Chinese equivalent of the; Victorian Work Ethic.
If you don’t follow the instructions, the Party will deal with you.
Quietly. Of course.
Protestant Work Ethic. In four steps.
1. Work hard
2. Don’t make a fuss.
3. Go to church regularly.
4. Die and go to Heaven.
In fact, when the Party deals with you, they will be considerate enough to jam your mouth ful off cotton waste. So your screams, don’t disturb the peace and quiet.
*Eric Cartman reads sign*
“Screw you guys; I’m going home!”
Thats all right, Ellen Degenerate touches herself/itself.