It’s hard to like this…

A stiff inanimate phallis

A dog with two

I must be old. My woody is mono and it doesn’t speak.

Where can I plug it in?

My tweeter is bitter.

Alternate bad ending to Toy Story 4

Bo Peep is going to be jealous.

With a good amount of bass tones, you’ll see some serious throbbing action on this.

I got a 30-foot wagon and I call it my woody.

Is that a speaker in your pants, or… whoa! There’s another one!

coffeebot: is that @real DonaldTrump?

Out of all the aspects of a speaker, you wouldn’t expect the taste to be the determining factor in a purchase

@Geo 1944. Depends. If you have a household full of ankle biters, they will chew on anything within reach.

There was this bloke who wanted a long, loud speaker.

So he got himsel a wife.

It’s like a forest in my mouth and that guy can STFU!