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I like her Without shorts.
Bought to you by Timothy Leary
Could it be Roxy
They make great toppings for non-fattening pizza.
It’s made from hens’ teeth, pig wings and platypus tits.
I assume they are referring to, the accident of his birth.
OK then “her”.
@DnT 0408.. Well. You may be incllned to be kisted, for that.
Years ago, when “Kano” tourists could do that sort of thing overseas with impunity, strange things happened. We were all sitting at a table drinking, whe a pmp sold one of the blokes a youmg girl. He disappeared with her to a bedroom – no screms – dead silence. A minute or two later, he arrived back at thww table lookimg rather flustered. It appears that he had been sold a boy, not a girl, despite the fact that he had expressed no such preference. He then proceeded to get very, very, drunk. Moral of the story: Caveat emptor. (ie.… Read more »
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@DnT 0408.. Well. You may be incllned to be listed, for that.
@algernon 0413. I assume you are referring to the mantra:
“Tune in, Turn On, Drop Out”.
If you can remember the 60s, you certainly weren’t part ofit.
Must be walking out of the placebo rehab clinic.
It is not only men. In the 80s Sweden had a problem with adandoned young African lads. Apparently Swedish ladies were bringing them home, and when they got tired of them, dumping them.
Aas you can imagine. In a totally hostile climate, with no grasp of the language, or the country, these young lads were in a real bind. I don’t know what steps the government took, to solve the problem.
At least we know what Nordic ladies like.
Psychosomatic symptoms would be: Side effect.without drug?
AKA Fake Viagra.
@Pete 1038.. As thhey say: Even the worm will turn. (With enough provocation)
It is actually a robotised sex-doll.
You put your money in the slot and it gives blow-jobs.
Palindrome intended?