I remember when Marinated Cooked Baby was only $3.99 a pound…

Tenderised for you satisfaction

Ah good food with a health warning

They forgot to add baby powder.

Where was your food born, Illness?

Better not be next to an abortion clinic.

I prefer my babies raw (notwithstanding the health risks).

Wild caught, huh ? Grabbed from the nearest cradle, more like.

Net weight: 1.56 lb, not counting the guilt that weighs on you

Is H-Mart better than K-Mart?

These babies are disarmngly cute.

Borne to be food.

CAUTION: May contain small parts.

Raw eh! If I take off all my clothes before eating seafood, what health risk does that pose?

Oh. I see. Octopus. One may get tentacles, caught around one’s testicles.

Something’s fishy about this baby.

On sale at (Johnathon) SwiftMart.

Octopus (Wild caught).

I’ll bet the Octopus was f—en wild, when it was caught.

I know I would be.

@FB 1133. Actually. The H” looks alarmiingly similar to the Honda Badge.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=honda+badge+picture&qpvt=honda+badge+picture&form=IGRE&first=1&cw=1129&ch=401

People who think this package contains baby or any kind of fish are suckers.

To be cooked in baby oil

A modest menu proposal.