As if we needed one…

Are we supposed to hit them with it? I’m not sure it will help.

At last something for the permanently pissed

Isn’t that what AA is about.

Is it too soon to talk about club control?

Go home, shirt – you’re drunk!

This club has a lot of members – very limp ones.

It’s easy to join, but it’s difficult to get out.

Just the thing for rolling drunks, and stealing their wallets.

They tried to drink Canada dry.

The only club with Designated Drinkers

BTW. What are “ILCOHOLICS”?

In the days before pernicious political correctness such as we have now.

MINE HOST. Had a sign behind the bar. Which read:

PATRONS WHO SHOW NO SIGN OF BEING INTOXICATED

WILL BE ACCUSED OF WASTING THEIR MONEY

Hi everyone,

I’m Susan, and I’m an alcoholic.
I’ve been drunk for 90 days straight now!

Everyone: That’s great Susan! Here’s your 90-day’s wet coin!