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Well, apparently, this new religion involves speaking in tongues.
How about that ? A one-piece suit.
Compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought. (Stolen from WSC)
That shirt makes me avert my eyes.
It’s not my life, and it’s not now or always
I’m gonna live occasionally
– Bon Jon Jovi
So! Reality is plural then?
I wonder what realities are?
So many words.
So little information.
I know!
Realities are royalties, whhen they are finally in your bank account.
Hmm plenty of words but none in any particular order
Choose life.
Deadly t-shirt
Quoth the raving: “Never done!”
You keep wearing that shirt. I do not think it means what you think it means.
It’s all fun and reality until someone averts an eye.
Carry your heart on your sleeve…. and your emphasis on your t-shirt.
If one were both deaf and blind, one would be twice blessed.
For then one could neither see nor hear this Tshirt.
After, reflecting on this message, I decided it was a whole load of shirt.
He is:
The gurusome guru from ganguro.
A rainbow crescent and star? Which team are ya playin’ for?
I place my bets on Beelzebub.
If his left hand is holding what I think it is, the ladies might well avert their eyes.
@Marum | 5:03 pm
The guy’s holding it at mid-chest level. Maybe they wouldn’t avert their eyes after all, out of sheer amazement
@Geo & Marum: Oh, so that’s what “one piece’ refers to!
I don’t know about the “girls” in Angeles City, but nice girls usually say; “OhH!” (In a rising voice) and look at the floor. To pretend that they are not looking. When they see their man naked for the first time.
Challenge: make a speech with all the words you get in a match of Scramble.
KING OF THE PIRATES