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Hey, no need to tell me twice!
This kind of thing could give one a stroke!
Got any pre-slapped salami?
I’ve heard of beef jerky, but this is a new one.
So, how would one “sausage”?
Asking for a friend.
Comes in a handy size.
Don’t have it too often or you’ll grow hair on your palms.
Ladies, you’re being cheated.
There’s far less volume* after it’s been beaten.
(*AKA “girth)
Sushied balls would be painful.
With apologies to Pink Floyd, how can you have any pudding if you don’t beat your meat?
@Wax Frog: 😀 Pudding? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Found in Chiang Mai – not in Wan King?
This meets with Mrs Porn’s approval
Sausages where are they hiding.
Chiang Mai what?
@Marum 1621:
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Chiang Mai mind.
– Steven Crowder.
Ah! I would never have guessed.
6:00 AM, Chiang Mai Culture & MindfulnessTour in English, includes Food Only
I guess, if you are in a complete other-worldly state, you don’t need accommodation.
After all….Comfort is only a state of mind. And being thus – is totally subjective.
What if that pig was wearing a Thai flag, and flying a German flag, instead?
You can’t beat our meat!