I was going for a “two” but scored lower…

He shoot, he scores.

Could this be for Donald and his impeachment.

Sometimes I look in the bowl and find the results have so far exceeded expectations that I say: Jebus H Cripes! Hopefully, that will take care of the salvation.

Is that a quaffle in there?

Remember to take your balls with you after the game.

Salvation??

Are you going to baptize the poor bastard with the toiet brush?

toiet = toilet

Al Bundy approves this.

If you don’t use the toilet brush, the attendamt will kick your goals, until you learn how to.

To avoid cracking the porcelain, turd$ over 5 Kg. should be lowered by ropes.

I rate my today´s stool at 7/10. Good but not what I expected. Have to try/push harder next time.

Is there a scoreboard next to the toilet ?!

@Conventi 11:33am: Thankfully, there isn’t a Jumbotron. 😯

#ratemyturd

Yep, it exists.

So glad I don’t use twitter.

@Webmaster: Whistleblower? More like a vuvuzela!

There is a mistake in the Ukrainian text, now, that’s rare.

And the Ukrainian text mentions no “next user salvation” either (it doesn’t mention the next user at all. Apparently for the dedigners of this sign the next user matters only to the English speakers. And, of course, they meant something like “for the sake of the next user”).

dedigners = designers*

DnT: I know ‘Vuvuzela’ is a horn, but it sounds like the combination of a female sex organ and a South American country.