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Finely when you point.
– Please use a toilet finely !
– Finally ? I have been using toilets all my life, thank you very much !
Fine bone china
After a search, it’s always a relief to finely find a toilet.
Enough of this toilet abuse !
Get some on the floor, you will be fine.
@Algernon 4;06am: That’s what she said to her Aussie male friend! (Comma after “bone”)
This is a toilet for the connoisseurs.
Some will ignore the sign, of coarse.
Will you rate my performance?
Did grandpa Joe go in the laundry hamper again?
Or you will be fined.
@Dr Lex 0421. Did you say “connoisewers”??
Finely and excrement, do not really fit together. eg. I had a fine $h1t. Sounds like a contradiction in terms, to me. or: I had a fine long pi$$. Well. A puddle can, by definition, be neither long or short, just sorta flat and round. As for fine? However, peeing in public, will probably get you a fine. Which, of course, will not be all that fine. But will cause you to appear before the bench. You can not pee at this bench either, because the Magistrate will not consider it fine. He may well slap another fine on you,… Read more »
@DnT and Algernon 0414. And after he made his grand entry, she gave a little scream and exclaimed. “It sin foreign huff!”
This says, “Toilet beautiful/pretty/clean politely use please” “Toire o kirei ni o go-shiyou kudasai”. In other words, “Please keep the toilet clean.” Finally, there is your message in English.
Domo arrigato @Auntie., wakari masita.
Step closer gentlemen – It’s not that long.
The Golden Toilet known as “America” would accept no less respect! Treat her right! #usausausa
DNT @4:14am. Ah for the errant comma.
@Marum 2:24PM. Aferbeck Lauder perhaps?