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The “Free Candy” guy’s new scam.
Not Vigor the Carpathian, then.
( I just watched Ghostbusters II)
Vigor and green plants well the gentle enough I guess.
But the vehicle is it gentle.
Not to be confused with vigor which is a total asshole to people.
Smoke ’em if ya got ’em.
From the first Datsun handbbok. (Wish I had kept one) It was full of all sorts of weird advice.
Quote: “If pedestrian be obstructing, tootle horn melodiously. If pedestrian still be obstructing, tootle horn with vigor.”
I often wondered, what what the next advisable action would be.
Our eucalypts often lose large branches, which have often been known to kill people.
I guess it might be a case of: “Killing You softly With its branches.”
In fact. Never stand under an Agophora Coastata in a high wind. They are not called “Brittle Gum” for nothing. Never stick your tent near one.
The easy way to pick them. The leaves are opposite on the stems. Not alternate, as in most/all others) They also get covered in a beautiful display of white flowers each year. (We had two in our paddock)
A passionate Russian named Igor,
Made love to his lady with vigor,
She said my dear man,
Be as rough as you can,
For my pussy is both longer and biggor.
I can’t remember whether Datsun spelt it vigor or vigour….Too long ago.
The truck hits hard .
@Marum 0657: “Total” pedestrian with prejudice?:
@Marum 06:57 : If pedestrian still obstructing, gets more horny!