USAF move in mysterious way.

Would finding some actual Engrish qualify as a miracle or impossible?

Is there anything they can’t do.

Miracles seem over rated

Why walk across water if you can just engage the afterburner?

Yes indeed.
The United States Air-farce.

I know their motto:

Il Porcupino nil copulatum.

Ad translationem anglicus = You can’t f–k a Pocupine.

Why fly over tall buildings, when you can blast them to rubble, and fly through the dust.

I like the answer from the US Marines officer; The TV interviewer asked him if he forgave Osama Bin Laden and his terrorists.

His reply: “Forgiveness is between him and his God. My job is to facilitate the meeting.”

Iraq wasn’t re-built in day.

They asked a porn-star who lived in Malaya,
Can we film you will you screwing a Porcupine if we pay ya,
The doctors repaired him,
But nothing prepared him,
For the fact he now peed in several streams like a garden sprayer.

Damn. Line 2 went crazy. remove the “you will”

Little boy was seen wearing that shirt around Hiroshima.

(I’m going to hell)

Donnie is becoming impossible. Do him, already!

@Eggrish: Maybe you’ll only get as far as Bombay. 😛

During World War 2, the motto of the Seebees (a branch of the Navy) was, “The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little longer.” This sounds like a garbled version of that.