Cup of happy ending…

X-rated tea, what’ll they think about next ?

I came for a cuppa…

…and left with a paternity lawsuit.

The stuff oozing at the start is called “bliss”? My lady and I have other names for it.

If there is too much oozing, tie guan yin a little tighter.

Hon, I got the PE Tie Guan YANG for your Tie Guan Yin RIGHT ‘ERE!!!

Tie Guan Yin was a student of the Force.

Ribbed. For her pleasure.

Extastea.

Tea-bagging just doesn’t get it done.

If yours makes that kind of spiral while it oozes, it’s time to visit a doctor.

I would not have thought, “bliss incontinence” would be a problem.

She: Darling. We’re about to hear the patter of little feet.

He: Babies?

She: NO! MICE! If you keep dropping all your toast crumbs all over the bedroom floor. You untidy bastard!

Pleasure in a box.

Darling I’m just back from Jizz fashions and

The finish was oolong.

Hey love! Have a pekoe at this.

Don’t be chai, I’ll make it fun.

I like my tea like my women, brown and lusty, not white and torpid.

An Indian chief named Mighty Sea,
Regularly drank two hundred cups of tea,
He started at first light,
And finished at night,
And tragically drowned in his own Teapee.

What saucery is this?