Your new hairdo bugs me.

Costly thy hairdo as thy purse can buy,
But not express’d in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
For the apparel oft proclaims the ant.

– W.Shakespeare

So not a bee hive

Its a nest maybe

Hair make Beatle.

That explains why I have ants in my pants.

If hair make ant, you may have swapped your shampoo and honey bottles.

At least it’s not crabs.

I was wondering earlier today, what happened to the sweepings from the floor of the hair salons. Now I know!

You mean all that hair I’m missing just walked away?

Dear Queen, please come to our hive and put our workers to work.
Just don’t expect us to Bee Hive.

Something ant rite.

Head cry “Uncle!”