Next to River Way Down.

Parking down below

For staying low brow

Much better that Motel Rock Bottom.

But not quite mile high

I hear that place is a blast!

Can you see my house from there?

The builders made a mistake and built it from the top down.

Really? Is it sitting down?

Sit back, and I’ll give you the low-down on the High Up.

I heard there was a lot of fall out after they came up with that name.

Perfect for small farts.

Still waiting for the helium balloons to arrive.

Right Up; Is even better.

Does my bum look big, when I stick it out the top window?

@Marum 1625: Careful, this is Hiroshima. They don’t need more fallout.

Built before the subsidence. Now it has 12 basements.

The car-fark is underneath.

It seemed very high when we were building it, but it looked shorter when we had finished.

Hotel, you have a bad altitude!

If you wish to file a complaint, you will have to see the higher ups.

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