Meka friends at fecabook!

The foods S$%t

It’s a S$%,t name for a book.

Do you use Twatter?

Oh, I won’t be going anywhere near the jumbo noodle!

Fecabook, where the crapmeet.

How about I just give a good review on Kelp?

I misread the first ine as “Stir friend or in broth”, which made it sound like something out of Macbeth.

It’s a-me, Mario. Like us on Fecabook!

Stay away from the turducken.

AH yes! The ubiquitous Faecesbook.

Obviously that very last b was inverted.

I mean . . . that very last b on the actual menu as inverted.

@Running Comment 0523.
Thou wilt never suffer food poisoning, by no chef born of woman.

Your E table is online sir.

One would have to be a virtual termite, to pay $7.50 for an E table.

*fecaplam*

This would have been a lot better if they had spelled ‘crab’ as they usually do…