How I long for the simple life…

How I long for the simple life…

posted on 15 Aug 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Karen Vincent.

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Algernon
Algernon
5 years ago

What more could you want.

Algernon
Algernon
5 years ago

The buckle is the most important thing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Dear manufacturer:
I think I have contracted design style. Is there a cure for it?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Error 304: Pure steel not found.

(Steel is not a pure substance. My guess is that it’s made of SAE304 stainless.)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I’m quite sure a leather strap can be used to make someone neat and submissive.

coffeebot
5 years ago

If more wearing make me submissive, I’ll pass.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Reading this list of product features was more wearing than I would have expected.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Looks like someone’s more into leather than he should have let on…

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Sounds like most of the qualities I like in a woman.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Life is never simple.
Not only that, but by the time you figure out how it actually works, you are too old for the knowledge to be of any particular use.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

So… you’re getting it on with leather. Mind if I watch….band?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT 0416..But steal is pure larceny.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s a strap!
– Admiral Akbuckle.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
5 years ago

Fine Grinding? Neat and submissive? This is for a WRISTwatch, right?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Seems like someone got the product descriptions for two rather different kinds of straps mixed up.

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