Sir, I’m noticing you for the last time.

Sir, I’m noticing you for the last time.

posted on 24 Jul 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Genevieve Hilton.
Found in Hong Kong Airport Express.

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Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Sounds like an invitation to the mile high club to me.

Ageless
Ageless
5 years ago

Posted earlier on April 8th, 2019 under https://engrish.com/2019/04/be-noticed/

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

Air Engrish prepare for takeoff.
Next destination: where we’ve been to before.

Thank for customer happy and no smorking please.

sam
sam
5 years ago

and after your hot cooperation, we will move onto our hot yoga session.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I cannot promise you “hot” cooperation. But I have been told, it feels nice and warm.

James
James
5 years ago

Thank you for your hot cooperation. If you could make that booty boom, it would be most appreciated and may expedite your passage through security.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I’ve been waiting so long that my cooperation has started to congeal.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I’m hot, I’m flying Korean

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Mile high services a priority

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Oh, so that’s the smell of hot cooperation? I thought it was just normal Korean air.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Customer so happy, they crap hands.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Hot cooperation is not to be confused with the situation where a flight attendant spills coffee on your lap.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Dr Lex. 0231. ‘Tis indeed handy that airlines’ coffee is never hot.

I never found pouring scalding-hot coffee over my nuts, to be all that therapeutic.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I double checked, to be sure BP of H2O at sea level = 212 degrees F. or 100C The BP changes 1 degree F for every 500 feet. Therefore: Aircraft are pressurised to 10,000 feet approx or a bit less. Thus:: H2O would boil at 10000 ft. (3048 m.) at 193 ºF 89.5 ºC So, by the time the coffee gets to you, it would not be all that hot. BTW. tea infuses at a minimum of 180 degrees F. So one does have all that much wiggle room, with tea. FYI. Stollen from a site that appears to be… Read more »

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

How to drive people mad. If someone, (eg. Your wife) nukes her coffee all the time, replace the sugar with aluminium powder.

When she adds the (sugar) the water flies out of the cup.

The water is still moving at 2,450 MHz, so the aluminium powder provides a “centre for nucleation”. Sugar tries to, but it fizzes a little, then dissolves. The aluminium powder does not dissolve.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

………WEBMASTER!!………

Please delete the posting at 0458 above. nder the right/wrong circumstance, that could be dangerous.

Por favor caballero….Marum.(el gato)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Reminds me of my Korean classmate in grad school. He always pronoun corporation as copulation .

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