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One can never have enough mouse
Cat got your tongue?
There’s a mouse in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
I’m gonna fix that mouse, that’s what I’m gonna do
Your mouse may have a problem with the cat-e-chin.
She who has pet mouse, always have mouse-pellets in hair.
I prefer skin products that are not tested on animals.
Be careful with the tail
Now now gurl. Don’t get depressed.
CHINS UP!
@DNT 0408.. Don’t humans count? Or just not females?
Warning: Product contains mouse sheet.
She who has elastic skin, give oral sex, to die for.
@Marum 0411: Oh, there are lots of humans who can’t count!
But srsly, there are in vitro testing methods now.
Guys! Don’t out your male part in your girl’s mouse.
She will probably throw a fit
Catechin hey?
I thought they meant catechism. ie, The exposition of the faith, that one will never look old.
We had the cats “fixed”, but with a mouse, who’d bother?
If the mask won’t fit over your mouse, keep your trap shut.
Elastic skin? Man, those sex dolls are getting fancier every day!
Does my butt look big in this face mask ?
So, I have two eyes….am I doing something wrong ?
Don’t worry about the mouse in your mask. Someone is bound to take the mickey out of it.
OK, let’s turn this into a nursery rhyme:
♫ One blind mouse, one blind mouse…” ♫
(To the tune of “Three Blind Mice”…)
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Q. Why do surgeons wear masks?
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@Marum 0426: The catechin ith for the faith. It’th in the mathk.
@Pete 0750: Good choice not going with Hickory Dickery Dock. There is too much dickery around lately.
DNT 4:04 am That’s how Langues de Chat got its name?
@DnT 11:29 pm,
I’m not sure I’m gonna get this slang accurate but “Fair Dinkum, mate”.
(As in “I totally agree with you!”)
@Pete: That’s accurate, mate.
A heads-up, though. Be careful where you use that outside of Australia. There was a case where airline flight staff though it was swearing! Caused the guy some trouble.
@BFC: No, it’s a well-known expression (or so I thought).
I’d rather they called those things Lady Fingers; I know what cats do with their tongues!
Eat with your mouse and click with your mouth