I guess I’m a vegetarian now.

This makes being vegan so much easier.

So what’s a pig then

So what vegetable is a cow.

A horse of course, is a turnip.

I have a beef with that definition.

There was a vegan lady who wouldn’t eat meat.

Her ex lovers, found her to be no fun at all.

@ Marum 0411: That’s funny, I thought it was a radish.

@Algernon 0408. It is actually a tomato – which is really a fruit.

Because; “Cows don’t grow on trees….You know!”

Been saying this for years.

I know one who is some kind of a nut.

@ Algernon 4:06: Well, pork has a rind, so pigs must be citrus. Or melons.

The whole thing is a load of bull.

The farmer had to beet his cow because it wouldn’t stop playing the tuber.

@DnT 0416. Good God hombre. Your memory must be as retentive as mine.
They were old newspaper cartoons, from another era. Wally and the Major,
Bluey and Curly, and Uncle Joe’s horse Radish. A horse which, despite its unprepossessing appearance, did its annual pilgrimage to the Melbourne Cup.

It is “Methane Festival Week” in Pingyao..

For me, it is just to farto go.

Poor fat cow. I guess it’s time to take it off life support.

@ Marum 4:11. A horse is a horse, of course of course…….

@ Marum 0448: I wasn’t even thinking of that comic strip, merely
horseradish (OK, it’s probably not classified as a vegetable, but a radish is).
Actually, I always assumed that the comic-strip horse was named Radish because of horseradish.

So, a side of veggies is now a side of beef.
Supersize my doggie-bag!

They shoulda used an udder translator.

From the same people who classified pizza as a vegetable.

Somebody made a missed steak.

Nice misteak!
Neatly explains why Marmite looks so much like Bovril . . .

Eye heave a gnu spiell chequer, witch steps mi marking two money mist steaks.

We wanted to show a photo of the fat cow but she wouldn’t lettuce.

@ Peter Chan: Once you go black, you never….. can tell the difference. 😉

I am happy to become a vegan from now on.

Beyond Meat is real beef not synthetic beef.