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I want the light off
The day the day the light of day
I don’t remember if I forget, either. It’s a real turn off.
Night lights are not supposed to shine in the day. It’s a union thing.
“I woke up at midnight, still see clearly”. Now, is that a blues/gospel lyric, or what?
“Night light mushroom shape” – Put it away, Donald.
But will it keep the monsters away?
Product features? With that text, I think they mean “Praise Jesus!” “(I have seen the light!)”
My sleep, I wrote this in my sleep.
In dream, turned the made sense switch on in dream, made the senses in the dream dreams dream
Aha ! The night of the living daylights !
The bells, the bells…!
He’s a poet, and-um, not aware of the fact.
The little fairy got pregnant because she sat on the night light. Because it was not a mushroom, but a toad’stool.
And the Lord said. LET THERE BE LIGHT.”
And lo. He could see for f—en miles.
If my bum looks big on the mushroom, how does my Vay-jay looks on the toadstool.
AWAKE! The Jiao Bai light has driven the stars from the field of night,
An lights the hotel room with a beam of light.
Now try to sleep, you bastard!
Chineeesee blank verse, turn round-eye brain to water.
And the round-eye to hard liquor.
Sir Lancelot put headlights and tail lights on his trusty steed.
One could say, they were———Knight-lights.BOOM BOOM
The night, the night light lights right up, revealing with no slight delight the plight of the tree with blight – the tree where the bird alights . . .
Stuff your bloody night light. I have a young Chinese lady who is too shy with the light on. We have not been able to make; “The beast With Two Backs”, for over a week now.
To be plain: “I don’t want to see at midnight. I’d prefer to be having orgasms at the stroke of twelve.”
TURN YOUR FLIGGIN NIGHT LIGHT OFF!
As JiaoBai light shines in your mouth
I sooooo want to hear Justin Hayward read this aloud!
@BFC: Midnight? I think it might be tooth hurty!
Looks like the result of an overdose of ’shrooms.
Nighty night, light light, don’t let the mushrooms bite.