Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a lemon in my eye.
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
Suck a lemon, then say “Extraordinarily”. I dares ya!
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
When life gives you lemons, make adverbs.
algernon
6 years ago
Marvelous lemons
algernon
6 years ago
With a nod and wink, happy lemons
Frank Burns
6 years ago
Let’s drop some citric acid.
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
When you’ve got them by the extraordinary, their juice and rinds will follow.
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago
10th Anniversary for getting a lemon is really really extraordinary.
Pete
6 years ago
In Persian (Iranian), apparently the word for “lemons” is a colloquial reference for female breasts.
OK mates, go have fun with THAT one.
: )
Chris
6 years ago
@ Pete, 7:04: And you know what “mango” is a reference for…
Marum
6 years ago
@Chris and Pete above. It is actually, “eating a Mango”, which is an allusion to oral sex with a lady.
Marum
6 years ago
Truly: If you pee around the base of your Lemon Tree, you get a much better crop of lemons. Apparently the minerals and trace elements in the urine, along with the Nitrogen, works wonders.
Marum
6 years ago
@Pete 0704.. One can thus assume, that Persian women have nice little, firm, perky breasts….Delicious.
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
@Pet 0704: That would make them Persians of Interest.
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
@Marum 1418: That applies to all citrus, AFAIK. I’ve been doing that to my mandarin tree for years, and it’s huge! (So is the tree 😉 ) Everyone loves the fruit.
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
@ Chris: I hadn’t heard that one. There is something about figs, though….
Droll not Troll
6 years ago
How would one know if a lemon was happy?
A happy lemming, however, would be the one that read the CliffsNotes.
Pete
6 years ago
DnT & Marum, Just getting back to Engrish after a few busy days with no time to view & comment, so just seeing your replies now. “Persians of Interest”. Haha…I like it. Some Persian women are pretty foxy. The problem is, once you do the wild thing with them, they EXPECT marriage from you. PLUS…they expect you to CONVERT to Islam since marrying a non-Muslim man is prohibited. To me, it just ain’t worth it. As for Mangoes…are we talking about eating the male side or the femaile end of the electrical “extension cord”? Methinks a mango’s shape & dimensions… Read more »
Marum
6 years ago
Pete the reference is to eating your lady.
Just like a mango, if you hold her up to your mouth, the juice drips down your chin, onto your chest.
Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a lemon in my eye.
Suck a lemon, then say “Extraordinarily”. I dares ya!
When life gives you lemons, make adverbs.
Marvelous lemons
With a nod and wink, happy lemons
Let’s drop some citric acid.
When you’ve got them by the extraordinary, their juice and rinds will follow.
10th Anniversary for getting a lemon is really really extraordinary.
In Persian (Iranian), apparently the word for “lemons” is a colloquial reference for female breasts.
OK mates, go have fun with THAT one.
: )
@ Pete, 7:04: And you know what “mango” is a reference for…
@Chris and Pete above. It is actually, “eating a Mango”, which is an allusion to oral sex with a lady.
Truly: If you pee around the base of your Lemon Tree, you get a much better crop of lemons. Apparently the minerals and trace elements in the urine, along with the Nitrogen, works wonders.
@Pete 0704.. One can thus assume, that Persian women have nice little, firm, perky breasts….Delicious.
@Pet 0704: That would make them Persians of Interest.
@Marum 1418: That applies to all citrus, AFAIK. I’ve been doing that to my mandarin tree for years, and it’s huge! (So is the tree 😉 ) Everyone loves the fruit.
@ Chris: I hadn’t heard that one. There is something about figs, though….
How would one know if a lemon was happy?
A happy lemming, however, would be the one that read the CliffsNotes.
DnT & Marum, Just getting back to Engrish after a few busy days with no time to view & comment, so just seeing your replies now. “Persians of Interest”. Haha…I like it. Some Persian women are pretty foxy. The problem is, once you do the wild thing with them, they EXPECT marriage from you. PLUS…they expect you to CONVERT to Islam since marrying a non-Muslim man is prohibited. To me, it just ain’t worth it. As for Mangoes…are we talking about eating the male side or the femaile end of the electrical “extension cord”? Methinks a mango’s shape & dimensions… Read more »
Pete the reference is to eating your lady.
Just like a mango, if you hold her up to your mouth, the juice drips down your chin, onto your chest.
I bet happy lemons just really a sour puss.