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Nasty leaves
Not happy
It’s green with envy.
… and other salad groans.
What an angry little squirt!
I hate it when a bit of this gets stuck under my bridge.
Never get the water cross.
It might dong you with a rogue-wave
Otherwise known as a “boat”.
WWJD?
Sometimes, water gets really steamed!
Always pay the boatman when you cross the river Styx. Or he might get very cross.
When the veges get steamed, they are likely to beet you on your onions, and pickle your gherkin.
But if you tend the strawberry patch very lovingly, you might just get your taro hidden for an hour or so.
When the taro has been done well enough to be soft, you have probably ploughed the furrow sufficiently, to plant the crop for next years harvest.
EDIT: To have planted the crop.
Damn. Edit again: To have planted the seed for next years harvest.
I ‘m too tired, to think.
Before the watercross, they need to raise the sale.
Sounds like a jetski race with obstacles.
@Salome: Count me in as 100% in favour of obstacles for jetskis!
Rinse thoroughly with top water before cooking