Still single? Try it!

To prevent corrosion sex, I recommend fish oil lube.

Durable and Durabler To.

A product with so much resistance should be in every ohm.

Burn baby burn

Let’s corrosive

You know you’ve had corrosion sex when your member is covered in ox hide.

I don’t know about corrosion sex, but it has been a wile so I may be a bit rusty.

Rust Never Sleeps Around

–Neil Oldernow

Corrosive sex is for mothers. Great gift on Mother’s Day.

Corrosion sex? Sounds like the Australian lady I ended up. marrying.

It eats away your interest and enthusiasm.

It looks like the sup-pliers ran away at the mouth.

Sounds expensive.

Das Auto: Beneath all that corrosion, beats a heart of pure rust.

Corrosion sex?

Yeah! It has become deeply etched into my memory.

BTW .I was not referring to Audis. Just “The car” in general.Although two come to mind.

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Maybe the Chevy – It Does Not Go. (no va (Esp)

or the Mitsubishi Wanker (Pahero)

How about Hon wa. or HY undai (as the Aussies pronounce it, which means “sad”) instead of EE undai, (which means modernity)

C’mere, baby, and handle my hot set meter!

@Pete: A meter?? It isn’t usually measured from the back of the neck! 😛

I am trying to get a handle on this, but perhaps I need to let it go.

Used to cook spam, spam, spam eggs and spam…

Oh haha, “resistance to corrosion sex” . . . LOL
What an autograph of its country or origin – such a deadly giveaway.