Caused by Darth Virus.

“LEBQ” – lesbian, equestrian and barbeque ?

First, “A New Hope”. Then came tumor, and after that, it really got out of control!

Which one is Luke Skywartner?

The farce is strong with this one.

Darth Vader walks into a Doctor’s Surgery with a canary sitting on his head.

Doc. “What seems to be the problem?”

The Canary replies. “It started off as a wart on my bum!”

Star Warts need to be removed with Force.

I see a Storm-trooper fapping the enemy.

It’s only a sun spot.

Preferred by Princess Verruca, and Luke Papilloma.

EDIT: Starring Princess Verucca, adn Luke Papilloma.

I don’t see wart the problem is.

LEBQ = Lesbians extol being queer.

Like a pimple on your tongue

May the farce be wart you

If you think Star Warts are funny, pray that you don’t contract Spaceballs.

Told you to quit playing with those frogs.

Now we know what those little bumps on Lego bricks are called.

These aren’t the toys you’re looking for.

I’d avoid this product.
Look at the fine print in blue.
Open the box and the contents may give you DT!

Does the face inside that “Darth Virus” suit remind anyone else here of an angry-looking Mr. Peanut?

The battle between Obi Wan Canopy and Ralph Nader was classic.

Better than Stat Wars.

Starwarts, are what Han Solo contracted from giving Princess Leia organas.

or maybe from screwing Wookies.

@Pete5:39 am: Not DJT! That’s one helluva yuge wart!

Ages 6–12? Really? I’d have thought they were for people born yesterday.

@Marum 0420: ….. with his gay gun.

To be removed by Dr Anakin Skywarter’s cryotherapy