You’re next Tiger!

You’re next Tiger!

posted on 27 Apr 2019 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Adam Rosner.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

That’s O.K. You go first. I’ll just wait here in the back. -T. Robster

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Why are people so unkind

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

We want to free robster

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

In the beginning, there was order. Then came the Age of Aquarium, and no robster was safe.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Mere prawnograhy old chap. Mere prawography.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Prawography never really caught on.

Lugging around a Prawnograph to play it on, was just too difficult.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Let me get this straight.

If the Tiger Lobster is dead, you will cook it until it comes back to life?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I know that the laws of physics state that all processes are reversible, but I think you have something a tad wrong here, old chasp.

Oh yes. AND BEFORE ANYONE ASKS; They have managed to unboil an egg, so unscrambling one is now theoretically possible. The process is called denaturation.
https://www.iflscience.com/chemistry/scientists-work-out-how-unboil-egg-whites/

Running Comment
Running Comment
5 years ago

Ooorderrr…oooorderrr.

Running Comment
Running Comment
5 years ago

The Most Ancient Order of the Tiger Robster is now accepting new members; please apply at the entrance of the aquarium.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Do we cook Tiger Robsters with Tiger Woods?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The entrance to the aquarium would be at the top, and AFAIK, lobsters don’t swim. So…. good luck with that!

James
James
5 years ago

Cat burglar?

No, tiger robster.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DNT. 1725. I don’t know if you would call it swimming, but I did a lot of spearfishing when I was young, up on the Great Barrier reef. The big Painted Crayfish can propel themselves backwards through the water like lightning, and for a considerable distance. They grow over 5KG and will not go into craypots.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

OK. I believe it to be the Ornate Painted Crayfish. There used to be a shell of one at Green Island, (out from Cairns) in the mid 60s. I was at least 2 feet long, and four inches in diameter.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I usually used to find them in crevices Under Coral Bommies, at around forty feet deep. Skin-diving, with mask snorkel and speargun.

One was a meal. I used to stay at a pub then, and bring 6 or so back, for Saturday lunchtime.. The owner used to get the cook to boil them and give me one plus a couple of bottles of Guinness. The owner kept the rest. Great arrangement, I thought.

Red hot Crayfish and Guinness. A feast fit for an emperor.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Hehe. All the other denizens of the beer-garden, used to look at me with envy.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
5 years ago

Next time give us a Rion robster

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