Fresh from sweet cheeks…

– Waiter, can I have another slice of that cheese cake, please.
– Certainly Sir, but I would not call it a ‘slice’.

Does it come in brown

Pungent but not like Durian

Did this cheese enter, like the mozzarella, or exit?

I don’t really think I want to know about this.

If you know what the “Gay” community refer to as “Chocolate Fudge” you will understand why. ERRk! Chunder.

To slightly mis-quote the late W C Fields:

“On the hole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.”

When you get bored with “baking brownies” and decide to step up your game.

I find it mazing, that they can change the colour of anything, to look like something else nowadays.

I prefer the front pie.

That’s because nobody brought the water to the boil….
Poor Captain Peacock.

A wedgie of cheesecake.

Mi pequeño y adorable amante español y filipina y yo, were both very fussy about hygiene, so we always made sure we were as clean inside as outside when we planned a mammoth lovemaking session. After all….Todo es justo en el amor una guerra

I’d sooner eat toe cheese.

Because front cheese is just gross

You want cheese cake? We’ve got cheese cake up the wazoo!

Wow, Uke Mochi makes cheesecake too. (Those who don’t know the name, look her up and some of the regions she produced food from.)