Trouble is my middle name.

Diving not recommended either

Squat and contemplate instead

If you do, Professor Hill won’t be able to sell his instruments.

Don’t give us issues with the tissues, we won’t hassle your assle.

Can I flush my cares away?

♪ ♫ Nobody knows the trouble I’ve flushed.. ♪ ♫

“When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened”
– WSC

TOILET GRAFFITI:

Do not try to kangaroo this seat. Queensland crabs jump thirty feet.

For anyone who is mystified by my first comment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qam1fbQmA_s

@Running Comment. 0557. Puts me in mind of my share trading.

I have predicted seven of the last three Stock-market crashes.

At least I got the last one right, and was completely out of the market, but I got out nearly 2 years early, and missed out on a good “Bull Run”.

BTW. A mate of mine had a Margin Loan, and was heavily invested in ABC learning. I warned him that Eddie Groves was building a “House of Cards”, and to get out. When that crashed totally, it wiped him out.

What would an ex Milko (E.Groves) know about high finance.

A frog in a pond, has no concept of the ocean. (Mao Zedong)

“And when my toilet broke, I just went straight in the garbage can.” -Philip J. Fry

Now *that’s* what I call a wastebasket!

Reminds me of a metal plaque I saw affixed to the Great Wall of China at the Ba Da Ling steps: “Make No Nuisance!”

I read the Japanese and it basically says “Please don’t throw trash or other items into the toilet. Please put them in a trash can. Thank you for your cooperation.”

If he is going to lob things in the basket, at least he is the right colour, don’t think he is about eight feet tall though

Hard to tell though, because he is $hitting down.