Tears not included

Instructions written by some S.O.B.

Well you have a washing machine, you put the garment in the washing machine and turn it on.

If you can’t cry clean, can you P clean?

Crying won’t do it.

Keep your bawls out of the washtub.

Also, do not bleach your wring.

That’s why commandos don’t cry.

Tears for Cheers.

Is that “do not wring” or a Luftwaffe insignia?

Are you crying? There’s no crying in laundry!

Seest thou this woman? I entered into thine house, thou gavest me no water for my feet: but she hath washed my feet with tears, and wiped them with the hairs of her head. She hath cry cleaned.

“Cry me a river”, I’ve heard.
But “Cry me a laundry load”?????

https://www.johnsonsbaby.com/baby-products/johnsons-baby-shampoo?upcean=381371025619

At least it’s not a problem with Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo.

hey Chang! Is it alright if I use my feet to do the hand-wash?

I do note, that triangles appear to be banned in China. They mention it twice.

@Frank Burns 0600.

Yes. That’s the Fokker.

Or failing that . It’s me 109.

One obviously cannot wash these clothes in Queensland in summer. It seldom gets below 30 degrees C.

Cry clean? Why, wash the matter?

I see the sense in washing underwear at less than 30º C. Any stray… er… proteins won’t set at those temperatures. 😉

Do not wring, but you can wear and tear.

My dry cleaning bill brings tears to my eyes too!!!!!!!!!!

Can someone explain how you’re supposed to wash by crying?